The man without a shirt.

It's 10:00 p.m. at Kohl's. There's still one more hour before closing and every employee on the floor is trying to get rid of the clothes inside the fitting rooms. There is a woman walking really fast back and forth between departments trying to look for Star Wars shirts for her entire family. Her husband is patiently looking at clothes for himself and tells his wife that he will be right back. After a couple of minutes the wife is talking to a manager about Star Wars and her husband suddenly comes out from the fitting room with a shirt that had tags on.

Manager: "Sir, you can't be all the way out here using an unpaid shirt."
Husband: "I know, but I just can't find my shirt."
Wife: "Why wouldn't you be able to find it?'
Husband: "I got out of the fitting room to show you the shirt and once I came back it was gone."
*Floor associate walks by with five shirts ready to be hung*
Husband: "That's my shirt!"


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